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October Horror Movie Challenge

Two Thousand Maniacs! (USA, 1964)

“…something’s very wrong in this town.”

Herschell Gordon Lewis, the godfather of gore, is still a major hole in my horror viewing. Until 2014’s October Horror Movie Challenge, I’d never seen any of his films. Back then, I reviewed Blood Feast and decided I needed to watch more of his work. Well, it’s taken me six years, but here we are with Two Thousand Maniacs!

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Synopsis

In an unnamed state in the American South, a couple of country yokel stereotypes place diversion signs on a rural road, redirecting three cars with number plates from northern states. These unlucky travellers find themselves in Pleasant Valley, a rural town with a population of two thousand. Hey, I wonder if that relates to the title of the film…

Crowds gather to greet the new arrivals. The mayor tells them that Pleasant Valley is throwing a centennial celebration, although he is vague on the details of what they are commemorating. All six of the new arrivals will be guests of honour for the celebrations.

Of course, this wouldn’t be much of a horror film if everything was what it appears to be. Soon enough, the locals start murdering their visitors in a variety of charmingly rustic ways. But why are they doing this? Will any of their victims escape? And why doesn’t Pleasant Valley appear on any local maps?

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General Thoughts

It’s funny how Two Thousand Maniacs! is almost as provocative 56 years on, for reasons that should have fallen into history long ago. The sight of masses of angry people waving Confederate flags is almost as frightening today as it was in the peak of the US civil rights movement, when this film was made. And yet this is not a film about race. All the characters are white and the division between them is more rooted in history than simple bigotry.

While there is no racism in Two Thousand Maniacs!, some of the stereotypes it employs are still pretty jarring. The portrayal of dim-witted, gurning Southern yokels feels strangely meanspirited. Even though this is obviously played for laughs, I found it grating enough that it quite put me off. Of course, if the characters had been played straight, this would have been a very different film. I just wonder if it might have been possible to find the comedy in them without punching down so much.

There are some odd parallels between Two Thousand Maniacs! and The Wicker Man. While I can’t imagine Two Thousand Maniacs! was an influence on Anthony Shaffer, it’s striking how they both involve remote rural communities luring outsiders into their midst through deception, treating them as honoured guests, and then sacrificing them horribly. Each film is even punctuated by diegetic songs by local troubadours.

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Verdict

Two Thousand Maniacs! is a very uneven film. Some of the murderous set-pieces are imaginative and grotesquely funny. The more expository scenes, however, are a slog. This isn’t helped by the awful sound; in some smaller rooms, the clacking of the camera almost drowns out the dialogue, making it difficult to follow what is going on.

Herschell Gordon Lewis famously went from making nudie films to largely inventing the gore subgenre. The direction here certainly feels like it could have come from an old-fashioned porno. There are plenty of static, talky scenes with little camera movement. The acting is either wooden or wildly over the top. When the dialogue isn’t aiming for comedy, it is dully functional. But, let’s face it, people don’t watch films like this for their sparkling repartee.

The horror aspects of Two Thousand Maniacs! still stand up fairly well. This isn’t a scary film, however, but one that revels in Grand Guignol gore. Limbs are hacked off, bodies are torn apart, human flesh is barbecued, and someone is crushed with a very large rock. While the make-up effects are a bit hokey by today’s standards, they’re still pleasingly gruesome. The only really laughable effect is when one of the locals is sucked down by the least convincing quicksand in cinematic history.

And, ultimately, it seems unfair to compare Two Thousand Maniacs! to more modern or higher-budget films. This is a gleefully cheap and nasty piece of horror history, and fans will still find plenty to enjoy about it. Just maybe don’t go back for a second helping of that barbecue.

The October Horror Movie Challenge

Please do join in and share your own thoughts with us about this or any other films as the month goes on. You can usually find us on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Discord, or lurking in the dark corners of your home.

If you would like to play along at home, my provisional selections are:

Be warned that I may alter this list according to availability, what I feel like watching at the time, and sheer capriciousness.

A Final Note

If you have been enticed here by these posts, please do look around at some of our other film reviews. We also have a podcast, called The Good Friends of Jackson Elias, which occasionally covers horror films. If this appeals, you might want to check out some of the following episodes.

If you dig through the archives, you will also find episodes about a wide variety of horror stories and games. Happy nightmares!

By Scott Dorward

October Horror Movie Challenge

Here Comes the Devil (Mexico, 2012)

“To them, we’re only a shell. They use us to do evil and then throw us away.”

Here Comes the Devil is another film I’ve been meaning to catch up with for a while. Mexico has long been a hotbed of horror cinema and I find myself taking notice whenever I notice that a film was made there. The Mexican films I’ve seen offer as broad a range of horror as anywhere else, but seem to have a weirder, more morbid sensibility that meshes nicely with my tastes. While Here Comes the Devil doesn’t come close to the polish or explosive imagination of, say, Tigers Are Not Afraid, it still has some engaging unpleasantness to offer.

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Synopsis

Here Comes the Devil opens with a sex scene that really has little to do with the main plot. Two young women are having an affair that one of them wants to keep secret. As they discuss their relationship, a serial killer comes calling and attacks them with a machete. He chops off some fingers before being driven away, fleeing to a hillside where he appears to have a seizure. And that’s the last we see of him or the women.

Our actual protagonists are a family with two children — an adolescent girl and her younger brother. On a family outing to the same hill we saw in the opening, the kids wander off to give their parents some sexy alone time. When the children fail to return, their parents understandably panic. After an intensely emotional night in a local motel, filled with recriminations and culminating in an earthquake, the children return.

While the children appear unharmed barring some bruises, their mother, Sol, begins to suspect something is wrong. Both kids are sullen and withdrawn. Sol and her husband Felix decide that the weird loner who lives in a nearby trailer might have abused the children, and they decide to take bloody revenge upon him.

Meanwhile, the children’s behaviour grows stranger and stranger. They drive away their regular babysitter and start playing truant from school, visiting the hill instead. As Sol tries to determine what is wrong with them, she comes to a terrible realisation…

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General Thoughts

Here Comes the Devil looks fairly cheaply made. It makes good use of locations to work around its limitations, but the lack of budget is still obvious. The lighting and camera work make it feel like a television drama from the 1970s, especially with the overuse of zoom shots. At least the filmmakers saved what money they had for make-up effects, giving us some memorably gory moments.

As the name implies, the protagonists of Here Comes the Devil perceive its horrors in fairly traditional Christian terms. There seems to be more than that going under the surface, however. We keep hearing about how old the cave and the legends surrounding it are. Whatever is lurking there, it seems to pre-date our conceptions of the Devil and his minions.

This idea of ancient, incomprehensible evils hiding behind more traditional symbolism strikes me as oddly Lovecraftian. We never really learn what the entities in this film are, what their agenda is (if any) or what is so special about the cave. People are drawn to the location, creating shrines to ward against the evil that dwells there, or maybe to make offerings. The fact that we’re left wondering about all these things makes them more unnerving than if the spirits had been revealed as, say, demons.

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Verdict

While the premise of Here Comes the Devil is nothing special, its willingness to go to some pretty dark places saves it. Like yesterday’s Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key, it relies more on shock than imagination to engage the audience. Between the completely gratuitous sex scene that opens the film, the demonic entities’ focus on breasts, and the sheer bloodiness of the murder scene, this is a film that wants to show you how naughty it’s being.

The various elements of the story — possession, creepy children, a sinister and ancient cave — are well-worn ones. Some of the scenes with, say, the kids floating in the air are completely undermined by overfamiliarity, coming across as more silly than frightening.

Despite these flaws, there is still plenty to enjoy in Here Comes the Devil. There is some real tension and horror in Sol’s creeping realisation of what has happened to her children. And the film’s readiness to its premise to a horrible conclusion certainly won me over. If it had flinched, offering us an inappropriately happy resolution, I would probably have hated this film. Instead, while I still found it a little disappointing, its sheer nastiness saves it from mediocrity.

The October Horror Movie Challenge

Please do join in and share your own thoughts with us about this or any other films as the month goes on. You can usually find us on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Discord, or lurking in the dark corners of your home.

If you would like to play along at home, my provisional selections are:

Be warned that I may alter this list according to availability, what I feel like watching at the time, and sheer capriciousness.

A Final Note

If you have been enticed here by these posts, please do look around at some of our other film reviews. We also have a podcast, called The Good Friends of Jackson Elias, which occasionally covers horror films. If this appeals, you might want to check out some of the following episodes.

If you dig through the archives, you will also find episodes about a wide variety of horror stories and games. Happy nightmares!

By Scott Dorward

October Horror Movie Challenge

Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (Italy, 1972)

“Murder has a habit of involving all sorts of people for no reason.”

OK, I admit it. The main reason I selected Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key was its name. Sure, I’ve heard good things about the film over the years, but how can you resist a title like that? Also, while I reviewed The Editor, I haven’t tackled a proper giallo yet this month. So here we go…

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Synopsis

Irina is married to a horrible man. Her husband, Oliviero, is an alcoholic and second-rate writer who takes every opportunity to abuse and belittle her. At least part of the strain in their relationship stems from Oliviero’s twisted relationship with his late mother. While she may be dead, her influence lives on in the house, embodied by her vicious black cat, Satan, who hates Irina.

When a mysterious murderer first kills Oliviero’s mistress and then the couple’s maid, the two begin to suspect each other. In their paranoia, they decide to hide the maid’s body in the cellar of their sprawling villa out of fear that the police will suspect them too.

The situation grows more complicated when Oliviero’s niece, Floriana, comes to stay with the couple. She seems to have her own agenda, seducing everyone around her in an attempt to establish control. As the string of murders reaches an unexpected conclusion, Floriana’s machinations initiate a new cycle of violence and betrayal.

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General Thoughts

While it’s not immediately obvious, Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key has an interesting and unusual narrative structure. The standard giallo murders of the first half are almost a red herring. While they set up what follows, the murders themselves are almost incidental. The actual story owes more to Edgar Allan Poe than, say, Mario Bava.

I assume that the sheer sexuality of Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key must have been daring for its time. This is a film with a great deal of nudity, not to mention sex between women and incest. To a modern audience, however, I suspect the abuse heaped upon Irina and some of the other women will be far more shocking. This is a film where sex is a means of coercion and cruelty more than an expression of love or desire.

As an aside, Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key must have been a boon for lazy film critics. All you have to do is mention the title a few times and that’s half the word count of your review!

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Verdict

The reviews I’ve read of Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key have been uniformly glowing. By the halfway point, I found myself wondering if I was watching the same film as everyone else. Barring a couple of fairly by-the-numbers giallo murders and the casual cruelty heaped on Irina by Oliviero, not very much was happening. The dialogue was clunky but at least the production design was pretty enough. Still, if I hadn’t been reviewing the film, I might have given up.

Happily, things pick up once Floriana enters the story. Her coquettish manipulations may not be overly original but they are compelling. And as the serial murder subplot is resolved and the story develops down more gothic lines, the film grows more and more interesting. While any Poe fans will see the ending coming a mile off, it is still gratifying when it arrives.

For all the gothic elements of Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key, it definitely has the dreamy atmosphere and twisted eroticism of giallo. It is, however, a lot more coherent than similar offerings from, say, Dario Argento or Lucio Fulci. More interestingly, it isn’t really a murder mystery, especially following the narrative gear-change around halfway through. This makes it stand out in a fairly crowded subgenre.

All in all, I was a little disappointed with Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key. While it won me over in the end, the first half of the film tried my patience. And although its cruelties prove essential to the story, it’s still hard not to see them as misogynistic. Still, it’s an interesting piece of genre history and one of the more unusual approaches to Poe I’ve seen on screen.

The October Horror Movie Challenge

Please do join in and share your own thoughts with us about this or any other films as the month goes on. You can usually find us on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Discord, or lurking in the dark corners of your home.

If you would like to play along at home, my provisional selections are:

Be warned that I may alter this list according to availability, what I feel like watching at the time, and sheer capriciousness.

A Final Note

If you have been enticed here by these posts, please do look around at some of our other film reviews. We also have a podcast, called The Good Friends of Jackson Elias, which occasionally covers horror films. If this appeals, you might want to check out some of the following episodes.

If you dig through the archives, you will also find episodes about a wide variety of horror stories and games. Happy nightmares!

By Scott Dorward

October Horror Movie Challenge

The Dead Center (USA, 2019)

“What is it that’s inside of you?”

Horror is a broad church, if a profane one. Largely by accident, my choices this month have been dominated by the artistic, weird or outright comedic. There haven’t been that many straightforward horror films. So there’s something quite refreshing about watching The Dead Center this late in the month. It’s a timeless piece of investigative horror that feels both modern and very traditional.

And, yes, I’ll stick to the American spelling of the title in this review. It’s just what the film is called. My spell-checker can go and cry in the corner.

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Synopsis

An unidentified corpse is delivered to a hospital morgue. He is a middle-aged man who appears to have committed suicide by slashing his wrists. Once the staff have gone home, however, this John Doe wakes up and staggers around the hospital in confusion before finding an unoccupied bed to slip into.

Conveniently, this bed turns out to be in the acute psychiatric unit. As our John Doe is unresponsive, apparently in a fugue state, he is admitted as a patient. Even when he does begin to talk, he seems to have retrograde amnesia. As the people around him start dying in a strange and unnatural way, his psychiatrist, the obsessive Dr Forester, begins to suspect that his patient’s talk of being possessed and returning from the dead might not be completely delusional.

At the same time, Dr Graham, a medical examiner, investigates why the body he has been called to autopsy is missing. As he tries to identify who this John Doe was, he starts unravelling the weird set of events that set all this in motion, growing convinced that they are leading to something apocalyptic.

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General Thoughts

Mental illness is a staple of horror, and one that is often handled terribly. While there is plenty of horror to be found in the simple realities of losing one’s faculties, everything about the failings of the human mind and its treatments has been sensationalised in awful ways throughout the history of the genre. So when a film like The Dead Center comes along that portrays the running of a psychiatric ward in a relatively down-to-earth way, it is a welcome change. There is a bit of a stretch when it comes to Dr Forrester’s increasingly unprofessional actions. Even then, he’s been established as having problems playing within the rules and we do see him face consequences for his transgressions.

It has been a while since I’ve seen a horror film where scientific professionals find themselves faced with the impossible. This is something that filled horror in the 1970s, especially in the work of Nigel Kneale, but it seems to have fallen out of fashion. Something about the investigation of an impending doom with ancient origins reminded me of Peter Weir’s largely forgotten classic, _The Last Wave_.

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Verdict

The basic story of The Dead Center is one of the most simple I’ve seen in a horror film for a while. A man is possessed by some ancient evil that threatens destruction; other people try to prevent this. Handled badly, it could have been trite and painfully obvious. Happily, however, some imagination and skilful storytelling save it from being average.

Having two investigative strands, each conducted by experts who know nothing of the other, creates some juicy dramatic tension. Each doctor gathers clues that would prove vital to the other but has no opportunity to share them. We, as the audience, can see how they all fit together while our protagonists operate at a deadly disadvantage.

While The Dead Center is definitely a good film, it falls short of being great. The resolution is anticlimactic, given some of the stakes established earlier. I understand that this was a deliberate choice by the filmmakers, and one that appeals to me intellectually, but it still felt unfulfilling. And some of Dr Forrester’s character flaws and the conflicts they lead to feel a little too neatly engineered for story purposes to ring true.

Despite these flaws, it is still nice to see a horror film that is serious, intelligent and well-made. This one is well worth your time.

Thank you again to Jon Cohorn for bringing this one to my attention.

The October Horror Movie Challenge

Please do join in and share your own thoughts with us about this or any other films as the month goes on. You can usually find us on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Discord, or lurking in the dark corners of your home.

If you would like to play along at home, my provisional selections are:

Be warned that I may alter this list according to availability, what I feel like watching at the time, and sheer capriciousness.

A Final Note

If you have been enticed here by these posts, please do look around at some of our other film reviews. We also have a podcast, called The Good Friends of Jackson Elias, which occasionally covers horror films. If this appeals, you might want to check out some of the following episodes.

If you dig through the archives, you will also find episodes about a wide variety of horror stories and games. Happy nightmares!

By Scott Dorward

October Horror Movie Challenge

Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood (USA, 1972)

“Does it hurt?” “Only when I laugh! No, seriously, it does hurt.”

When I was seven years old, my mother taught me how to make scrambled eggs. I had never been allowed to cook anything before and it was all very exciting. Filled with the enthusiasm of childhood, I decided I could improve the eggs by adding random herbs and spices, throwing in handfuls of whatever had the coolest names. The flavours battled each other for recognition, with the only real loser being whoever ate the eggs. Their texture ranged from wallpaper paste to second-hand chewing gum. Sometimes, I even added food colouring, serving up concoctions of alarming green or blue.

Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood is a great, heaping mound of these eggs — barely edible but bursting with amateur passion. And dyed blood red.

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Synopsis

Oh, I don’t know… There’s, like, this carnival run by ghouls. Except one of the ghouls is really a vampire. You can tell because his name is “Blood”. They hire living people to operate the rides and then they eat the people. Sometimes, they eat the customers too. How this place keeps operating is beyond me.

There’s a warren underneath the fairgrounds, decorated with bubble wrap. The ghouls watch Lon Chaney movies down there, eating people instead of popcorn. And Hervé Villechaize turns up every now and then to have a quick scamper. I don’t know if he’s a ghoul too. It doesn’t seem to matter. Nothing really matters anymore. Help me.

At various points, someone’s head randomly flies off while they ride a rollercoaster, someone else is murdered with a stick and bleeds what appears to be tomato puree, and a villain rolls up in a dodgem car to deliver a sinister monologue. That probably gives you a better idea of what kind of film this is than any actual synopsis could.

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General Thoughts

I refuse to believe Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood was planned.  It makes more sense to imagine the director waking up after a three-day bender, finding film canisters lying all around and thinking, “Oh, fuck. Did I make a movie?”

It’s impossible to tell how much of the weirdness is an artistic choice and how much is just incompetence. Almost every scene contains something so startlingly odd that you’ll want to go back and check that it really happened. Sometimes you simply have no idea what you’re looking at. It’s like a magic eye picture that never comes into focus.

The editing is baffling — scenes just end and a new one starts with no thought of pacing or storytelling. Shots are framed according to wherever the camera happened to be pointing at the time. The sets look like the aftermath of a natural disaster, with props salvaged from whatever was lying around. If the supporting cast were issued a script, it must have read, “When you see the camera pointing in your direction, act weird.” Nothing else could explain how we ended up with a ghoul woman obsessed with puddles, a gurning groundskeeper who stops to pick up rubbish even when chasing victims, and Hervé Villechaize doing whatever the fuck it is he’s doing.

As an aside, I made more notes while watching Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood than I have for any other film. More than half of them ended in exclamation marks.

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Verdict

As I’ve grown older, my ability to enjoy bad films has atrophied. Once, they seemed like quirky oddities, filled with hidden charms and ironic humour. Now, they usually seem, well, bad.

Somehow, Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood has reactivated that part of my brain which used to love stuff like this. As objectively terrible as Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood is — and it is absolutely, bone-achingly terrible — you have to admire its sheer exuberant chaos. While the rational part of my mind spent the entire runtime screaming, I still had a surprising amount of fun watching it.

One of the merits of Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood is that it doesn’t waste the audience’s time. This is a short film, probably because it has almost no plot. There is very little set-up before the blood starts flowing. Characters are introduced and killed off before we get much chance to register who they were.

Possibly to offset this and bring the film up to feature-length, there is an extended dream sequence about halfway through that serves no purpose other than letting us watch the female lead run around in a nightdress. Then again, you could argue that nothing else in the film serves any purpose, so why not? At least in a dream sequence, the lack of continuity makes more sense. Also, I assume this was a dream sequence and that I hadn’t undergone a psychotic break.

Anyway, should you watch Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood? I really don’t know. While it is one of the worst-made films I’ve ever seen, it is also undeniable fun. It’s like having the distillation of ’70s exploitation cinema injected directly into your eyeballs. Hating it would be the rational, healthy reaction. I’m still unable to explain why I didn’t.

The October Horror Movie Challenge

Please do join in and share your own thoughts with us about this or any other films as the month goes on. You can usually find us on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Discord, or lurking in the dark corners of your home.

If you would like to play along at home, my provisional selections are:

Be warned that I may alter this list according to availability, what I feel like watching at the time, and sheer capriciousness.

A Final Note

If you have been enticed here by these posts, please do look around at some of our other film reviews. We also have a podcast, called The Good Friends of Jackson Elias, which occasionally covers horror films. If this appeals, you might want to check out some of the following episodes.

If you dig through the archives, you will also find episodes about a wide variety of horror stories and games. Happy nightmares!